Penis Size and Why it Might Matter…

By on June 26, 2013

So you want to catch a Cougar, kid. Well whoop de doo.

She’s been around the block before with blockheads just like you. So you need to make sure that you’re not a blockhead in the least (ten points if you can figure out that reference by the way). Now if you want to become more attractive and less of a blockhead to your Cougar you can do so by being erudite, but also by being fit or being well endowed.

We have been told that when it comes to the package, size doesn’t matter. It’s what you do with it, it’s the motion of the ocean and all that.

The truth of the matter is that size does matter however and the size of a flacid penis could significantly change how attractive a woman found a man’s body. This also means that the people who are growers rather than showers are also out of luck.

A study done by Monash and La Trobe of the Australian National University used computer generated imagery to test the effects of changing the size of the penis relative to the height of a man. They also tested how it was affected by the way a man’s torso was shaped. This entire study was done to see what women felt desirable in male bodies.

The results showed that the torso shape is the most important feature on a man, but the size of your penis matters as much as your height would.

This is the work of several scientists who took the time out of their day from curing cancer and finding a way to stop the ice caps from melting to do these little tests. After all they reasoned that finding out the way that our biology can dictate our preferences could mean a lot when it comes to figuring out how peple choose their mates.

Our genitalia are special. The size, shape and the look of our genitalia differs more between people

Would: regular this getting seems I but with and…

than any other species. Our genitalia is also important, private and personal to ourselves.

It is because it is so personal that most people would shy away from quantifying penis size as there is a definite fear of having on that is too small and it is a very personal area for many men. Look at all the penis enhancement ads or the tricks to make your penis look bigger that prey on the men who think that they need to have the biggest dick for their chick.

So we have some good news and some bad news for you Cubs. The good news is that attractiveness of a male is not based on penis size by itself and instead relies on three main factors: torso shape, penis size, and height. The bad news is that penis size is on par with height for how attractive men are. This means that it is definitely something to keep in mind. The beautiful thing about us being clothed though is that there are ways to create optical illusions much in the way that we use certain clothes to slim down.

The scientists involved in the study think that the female gaze might have to do with the evolution of the shape of the penis to what it is now. So treat your Cougar right because she just might have been responsible for the way your dick looks.

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  1. Disgusted

    June 27, 2013 at 5:28 am

    This article is this biggest crock of SHIT and if Goto included comments on the entire article on study people would see what I mean. She forgets to mention the part of the study that they used all types of men's characteristics…
    "the story isn’t quite as simple as ‘bigger is better’. Larger penises were much more attractive on taller men than shorter men. “To put it bluntly, if you are short and pear-shaped, a large penis is not going to increase your attractiveness,” Dr Mautz said. "

  2. Disgusted

    June 27, 2013 at 5:28 am

    Frankly the study she refers to shows to be inconclusive in several ways and goes on to hinting at the end that female (primates) mated with real men who had big penises rather than what ? monkeys? who only had small genitals and that is why humans evolved rather than larger monkeys?
    Please DO read for yourself and see that there's much more hypothetical speaking and opinion than FACT.

    And what's worst there's already too many guys here on Cougar who think size matters so much that they take photos of their erections and post them as if the size of their genitals is more important than treating a lady with respect. And I'm sick of guys asking me if their dick is big enough, as if that's all we women care about. And now there's this article as if men should just forget about dating online if they are not well hung or as she puts it "well endowed". Get a grip on what's important Ms. Goto. The article was dated April 9th. Any reason why you felt it necessary to bring up this old article and write on a subject that was not only going to make the insecure MORE insecure? But also have the big cocky's, be MORE cocky. Shame on you.

  3. sleazy la mancha

    October 16, 2013 at 10:41 am

    I wouldn't say I'm digusted, but telling "growers" they're "out of luck" is something a cunt with low self-esteem would do.

    Good luck with that.